Big Hairy Blawg

THEY PUT THEIR CLOSER UP AGAINST OUR ALL-AMERICAN. HE BENT IT. IT WAS DEEP AND I DON’T THINK IT WAS PLAYABLE. THEN OUR ALL-AMERICAN CLOSER CAME ON TO CLOSE IT OUT. HIS FIRST WORK IN TWO WEEKS, AND HE GAVE UP TWO HOME RUNS AND IS PROBABLY THE WORST DRESSER IN COLLEGE BASEBALL HISTORY: BAD HAIR, SHIRT UNBUTTONED, TWO SHELL NECKLACES…AND THE HEAT. AT LEAST HE HAS THE HEAT. HE CLOSED ‘EM OUT AND OUR DAWGS LIVED TO PLAY ANOTHER DAY. I GUESS COACH ELLER WAS NOT READY TO START HANGING AROUND THE RHETTA “FRAT HOUSE” DOING NEAR ‘BOUT NOTHIN’ LIKE THE REST OF US. WE PLAY TOMORROW AT 2 PM AND I HOPE TO NOT SEE COACH AROUND THERE FOR AWHILE. GO DAWGS!