Filed under: College Football
GEORGIA is in the eleven hole in both major polls (11th in one, tied for 10th in the other). The only team with a loss above us is USC – still the dominant team in their weak conference and a probable BCS team. Unlike the Men of Troy, we have not shown that we will probably play in the BCS because we have a loss and play in the SEC. Bama, LSU, Georgia, Florida and Auburn are all still strong candidates for the National Title game, should any of the aforementioned finish the season as a one-loss SEC Champ. Two losses would probably – again that word that the BCS bowl system keeps us saying – eliminate the conference champ from the big game. Only once has a team made the title tilt with two losses, and I regard that LSU team from last year as one of the weakest champions of all-time. Bama or LSU could still go undefeated this year. They won’t. Look for a one-loss SEC Champ to play an undefeated Big 12 Champ or one-loss USC. BYU has by far the longest winning streak in the nation and is a lock for the BCS should they win out. I look for them to drop either the TCU or Utah game. Had TCU beaten Oklahoma – which has happened twice in recent history – the door would have been opened for the Fighting Mormons to win the National Title for the second time in school history because the Mt. West has the best record in head-to-heads against BCS schools of any conference this year!!! That blowout by Oklahoma was a pivotal game in their quest for respect, and they failed. It actually cost BYU more than it did TCU, big picture. Moreno may miss the Vols game, but I look for a motivated Georgia team to crush their face, regardless.
Path to the National Title:
I predicted at the start of the season that GEORGIA would drop only one game this year. Of the three most recoverable losses: BAMA or at Auburn or at LSU, this is the single most recoverable for a multitude of reasons. We need to finish strong, at Auburn, and we need to make a point to the generally overrated and somewhat lifeless bunch at LSU(cks).They play directional nursing schools whenever possible. Three of the top four in the country lost this weekend and overall forty percent of the top ten was beaten. There can be only one Big 12 champion, and the Pac 10 and ACC have been exposed as weak conferences. No one will be that impressed with the annual choke and recovery at USC this time around because of the soft schedule. In the Big 10, Wisconsin and Ohio State have both lost and are not championship-caliber, and Penn State will drop a game, eventually. The Big East or Mt. West: not winning a championship. The SEC is the clear class of the sport, followed closely now by the Big 12 – which has undefeated teams galore. BAMA is good enough to win the three-team SEC West, and then we can beat them in the SEC Championship in the Georgia Dome. Florida, Tennessee and Georgia all lost on the same day in the East and are looking up at Vandy and Kentucky, at the minute. Should LSU or Auburn win the Western division, we can go for two wins in a season against either and still be crowned as the best team in the best conference. But look for GEORGIA to beat BAMA in the title game – should they survive at LSU and fix their undeniable Auburn envy. Then we will beat the Big 12 Champ (Oklahoma, Texas, Missouri, Kansas…or less likely Oklahoma State, Texas Tech or Nebraska) and I will be called the smartest at picking games ever…again…Or we can fold and go in a shell and lose four games, three games, once more.
Tale of Two Halves:
In the second half, we whipped BAMA at a convincing pace of 30-10 with three of our best five players injured MORENO, ELLERBE, CURRAN. Starting in a 31-0 hole, the Tide did not switch to a prevent – instead they continued to blitz ruthlessly and continued the same offensive game plan, netting one total yard in the third quarter and being soundly outplayed again in the fourth. To quote Saban, “They <Georgia> should be congratulated for their fight.” Then he continued to speak of the domination of his team in the second half to the point that the lame announcer chick had to remind him they won; he saw what I saw – a team that refused to die in black and exposed weaknesses in his team. We had the worst game plan imaginable in the first half, continued to lead the nation in penalties and made every conceivable mistake against a tough, consistent Tide team. Even worse than all the mistakes that left us down 31-0 was the offensive game plan, which saw us throwing way too much on first and second down and running very little from a traditional set. Coach Richt and Bobo, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Moreno – the best player in the Nation who had never lost a game that he started. Maybe we should have played to our strengths regardless of opponent. I am not making the proclamation three yards and a cloud of dust straight up the middle at a 400 pounder is the way to go every play…but we looked like Florida State and have shown a propensity to come out flat for a half (Tennessee last year, West Virginia in the Sugar, etc.). We have a lot of heart and literally: The sky is the limit. Great game played by Stafford last night. Cease the penalties, catch the ball, run with authority and we can win out. When I said that we could win out at half-time of the Vandy game last year they scoffed at me. WELL…WE DID!!!
Filed under: MUNSON
I Wake Early On The Morn
Of A Big Game
Hoping Not To Add A “U”
To The Word Or An “L”
To The Column
“GET THE PICTURE, YOU GUYS”
Larry Is Gone
But Never Ever Forgotten And
Heaven Awaits When He
Really Goes. Chill Bumps
When Writing Of The Legend
Coffee, Pasta, Water
Early Enough For An
Untraditional Breakfast
Classical Music, Poetry
Tortellini, Olives
Capers, Tomatoes
Tang Me Awake
Because Hell If I Can Sleep. Stop.
Say This. Larry
Munson – I LOVE YOU
Start. Game Day, 5:30 AM
And I’ve Been Up For An Hour
Perhaps A Shower
Then Black, Black, Black
As We Go For A Dozen
Back-To-Back
We Are Playing The
Most Storied Of All
Southern Football Programs
Tonight, First 10AM
Will Come – College Gameday
The Sun Also Rises
And Then Time With
My Loved Ones, My Sons
Then The Sun Sets
Ready. Set. Hut.
Take It From Here ACDC
Take It From Here, Larry
Because I’ll Always Hear You
I Channel You, Always, And
An Impression Of Munson
Is Pointless, Not Priceless
Larry’s Words Are Worth
And We Have A
Damn Fine School, Town
State, Coach
AD, Team
Alums, Fans – God
Bless Our Drunken
Fans. May They Hear
The Chapel Bell
A Ringin’ Tonight
May We Win This Fight
Win One For Larry!!!
WEARING BLACK (c) 2008 HV
I Awake On The Morn
Of A Big Game
Charged For Victory
Back In Black
Munson Retired
Gameday In The Classic City
Me, Here, Marietta
Blackout Bama
Now, I Have Blacked Out
At A Georgia-Bama Game
Before But I Don’t Recall – No Total Recall Of
Ever Wearing Black
Look here you Crimson-necked rolling turds
You have proven near nothing
And are about to get exposed
We own the SEC West and have won eleven games in a row
Clemson? They suck
Are you fucking kidding me!?!?
You? Have been .500 for almost forever
It does not matter that you have “great” fans
And once ruled the college football world
Those days have way passed you by
You are the third best team
In the second best division
Do the math
You are not even the best team in your crappy state
This time last year, you stupid inbred hick-bone rednecks
Had the nerve to suggest to me that you would blow us out
Did that happen?
Or did we crush your faces on the capstone
Bear Bryant was actually not a member of the Beatles
He was a cranky old cheat
And we are neat
You ain’t sheet – check my papers
Knowshon? You will…His vapors
I asked this of you last year
Are we really to believe you have improved so much?
Your record last year after a good start
Around .500…again
Our record in black jerseys, 2-0
We have played you 5 times with both teams ranked
Our record in those games, 5-0
Trend says, we win our fourth straight against you has beens
Always bet on black
GET THE PICTURE
I just went through a chair
There’s gonna be some property destroyed tonight
Sugar is fallin’ from the sky
Herschel is running over people
We just stepped on their face with a hobnail boot and broke their nose
We just crushed their face
Lindsay Scott…Lindsay Scott
In the corner…Touchdown!!!
It hit him on the hands, it hit him on the numbers, it hit him on the jersey…and he dropped it
With those big ol’ thighs
Run Lindsay
My God, a freshman
Would you look at the stupid clock
Ol’ Lady Luck
Loran, whattya got?
Run Lindsay… Run
From left to right across your radio dial
Dawgs are in red helmets and red tops with those silver britches
Watch that quarterback
We had to hit him
Hunker down one more time, you guys
Touchdown, Touchdown, My God a Touchdown
THANK YOU FOR 42 YEARS OF EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM AT UGA
UGA FANS AND TEAM WILL BE WEARING ALL BLACK FOR THE NIGHT GAME IN ATHENS THIS SATURDAY AGAINST THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE. OUR RECORD IN BLACK JERSEYS IS 2-0. I ANTICIPATE THE BEST HOME CROWD OF THE SEASON FOR THIS TOP TEN BATTLE.
10 KEYS TO ROLLING THE TIDE:
- MINIMIZE PENALTIES – We came into the Arizona State game averaging ten penalties a game. Corrections not made: We had twelve in the desert and the Devil did not make us do it and it was not the refs fault. Mental errors cost teams championships. I can accept a penalty or three for rough play, but this looks like an Achilles heel.
- AVOID TURNOVERS – We have been putting the ball on the rug and picking it back up or falling on it. Luck will run out if we keep fumbling, and the key to a close game – of which we have had just one this season – is generally turnover margin. Stafford has thrown zero interceptions this year, which is, you know, pretty darn good for four complete games.
- FEED THE BEAST – Thirty touches a game for Moreno. Not 20 or 25…30.
- FEED THE FREAK – AJ Green is an athlete with the kind freakish skills that can win games.
- AVOID THE MONSTER – Some say their man in the middle weighs a full 400 pounds. Keep him off our talent because he is (always) hungry.
- COVER KICKS BETTER – We have been abysmal at this, and Javier Arenas is probably the most dangerous returner in the nation.
- PRESSURE JOHN PARKER WILSON – He has played well and needs some big ugly junkyard Dawg heat up in his pretty boy three name having mug.
- HELP ASHER WITH JULIO – Julio is another AJ Green, and Asher is giving up a half foot to him. This may be a tough matchup for him, unless R. Jones can roll over and knock Julio into another dimension.
- CONTAIN THEIR BACKS – Bama always runs the ball well, and we must protect this house.
- PLAY WELL LATE – We have played well early, but not very often and definitely not late. We need to be able to sustain drives in the fourth quarter for the victory because this may come down to a kick.
The desert is cool at night. The Sun Devils were stunned by the passion of our loyal fanbase and the far superior talent at Georgia. The setting was scenic and it was good TV…for a half. And good football…by us. Knowshon? Now they do. Two touchdowns for the man who should never have been redshirted regardless of whom we had on campus with eligibility. His freshman year he was probably the best player on the team; we lost four games that year including to Vandy and Kentucky. Hate to be critical after we just completed a one-third perfect season on the heels of a half perfect season, but that is just plain bad coaching. Knowshon does not really know defeat. How many has he lost a starter – NONE. He now has nine touchdowns in four games, with two more tonight. But undeniably the story of the game was this: true freshman AJ Green had one hundred and fifty yards receiving in the first half: He is point-blank our go to guy in the air from here on out. We have won eleven straight games.
Read my comments from after breaking down the Carolina film if you have any silly doubts as to whether I know this better than anyone you have ever met or seen on tv. I AM THE DAWGNOSTICATOR.
Bring it on, TIDE. We are going for four wins in a row against you.