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Dawgs nicely positioned
September 29, 2008, 11:39 am
Filed under: College Football

GEORGIA is in the eleven hole in both major polls (11th in one, tied for 10th in the other). The only team with a loss above us is USC – still the dominant team in their weak conference and a probable BCS team. Unlike the Men of Troy, we have not shown that we will probably play in the BCS because we have a loss and play in the SEC. Bama, LSU, Georgia, Florida and Auburn are all still strong candidates for the National Title game, should any of the aforementioned finish the season as a one-loss SEC Champ. Two losses would probably – again that word that the BCS bowl system keeps us saying – eliminate the conference champ from the big game. Only once has a team made the title tilt with two losses, and I regard that LSU team from last year as one of the weakest champions of all-time. Bama or LSU could still go undefeated this year. They won’t. Look for a one-loss SEC Champ to play an undefeated Big 12 Champ or one-loss USC. BYU has by far the longest winning streak in the nation and is a lock for the BCS should they win out. I look for them to drop either the TCU or Utah game. Had TCU beaten Oklahoma – which has happened twice in recent history – the door would have been opened for the Fighting Mormons to win the National Title for the second time in school history because the Mt. West has the best record in head-to-heads against BCS schools of any conference this year!!! That blowout by Oklahoma was a pivotal game in their quest for respect, and they failed. It actually cost BYU more than it did TCU, big picture. Moreno may miss the Vols game, but I look for a motivated Georgia team to crush their face, regardless.



Not so Black Sunday
September 28, 2008, 5:48 pm
Filed under: UGA, championships

 

Path to the National Title:

 

I predicted at the start of the season that GEORGIA would drop only one game this year. Of the three most recoverable losses: BAMA or at Auburn or at LSU, this is the single most recoverable for a multitude of reasons. We need to finish strong, at Auburn, and we need to make a point to the generally overrated and somewhat lifeless bunch at LSU(cks).They play directional nursing schools whenever possible. Three of the top four in the country lost this weekend and overall forty percent of the top ten was beaten. There can be only one Big 12 champion, and the Pac 10 and ACC have been exposed as weak conferences. No one will be that impressed with the annual choke and recovery at USC this time around because of the soft schedule. In the Big 10, Wisconsin and Ohio State have both lost and are not championship-caliber, and Penn State will drop a game, eventually. The Big East or Mt. West: not winning a championship. The SEC is the clear class of the sport, followed closely now by the Big 12 – which has undefeated teams galore. BAMA is good enough to win the three-team SEC West, and then we can beat them in the SEC Championship in the Georgia Dome. Florida, Tennessee and Georgia all lost on the same day in the East and are looking up at Vandy and Kentucky, at the minute. Should LSU or Auburn win the Western division, we can go for two wins in a season against either and still be crowned as the best team in the best conference. But look for GEORGIA to beat BAMA in the title game – should they survive at LSU and fix their undeniable Auburn envy. Then we will beat the Big 12 Champ (Oklahoma, Texas, Missouri, Kansas…or less likely Oklahoma State, Texas Tech or Nebraska) and I will be called the smartest at picking games ever…again…Or we can fold and go in a shell and lose four games, three games, once more.

 

 

Tale of Two Halves:

 

In the second half, we whipped BAMA at a convincing pace of 30-10 with three of our best five players injured MORENO, ELLERBE, CURRAN. Starting in a 31-0 hole, the Tide did not switch to a prevent – instead they continued to blitz ruthlessly and continued the same offensive game plan, netting one total yard in the third quarter and being soundly outplayed again in the fourth. To quote Saban, “They <Georgia> should be congratulated for their fight.” Then he continued to speak of the domination of his team in the second half to the point that the lame announcer chick had to remind him they won; he saw what I saw – a team that refused to die in black and exposed weaknesses in his team. We had the worst game plan imaginable in the first half, continued to lead the nation in penalties and made every conceivable mistake against a tough, consistent Tide team. Even worse than all the mistakes that left us down 31-0 was the offensive game plan, which saw us throwing way too much on first and second down and running very little from a traditional set. Coach Richt and Bobo, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Moreno – the best player in the Nation who had never lost a game that he started. Maybe we should have played to our strengths regardless of opponent. I am not making the proclamation three yards and a cloud of dust straight up the middle at a 400 pounder is the way to go every play…but we looked like Florida State and have shown a propensity to come out flat for a half (Tennessee last year, West Virginia in the Sugar, etc.). We have a lot of heart and literally: The sky is the limit. Great game played by Stafford last night. Cease the penalties, catch the ball, run with authority and we can win out. When I said that we could win out at half-time of the Vandy game last year they scoffed at me. WELL…WE DID!!!



Dawg Family
September 27, 2008, 8:59 am
Filed under: championships, family, taunts

My Niece Cried: Because my sis just gave my nephew a BLACK Dawgs hat, and my niece does not have one…She does have a pink DJ Shockley #3, which is how many times we have rolled the tide in a row…I am wearing black jersey-mesh pants and jersey #4…to represent CHAMP!!! 
 

 



The Black Hole (South)
September 27, 2008, 8:36 am
Filed under: MUNSON

I Wake Early On The Morn

 

Of A Big Game

 

Hoping Not To Add A “U”

 

To The Word Or An “L”

 

To The Column

 

“GET THE PICTURE, YOU GUYS”

 

Larry Is Gone

 

But Never Ever Forgotten And

 

Heaven Awaits When He

 

Really Goes. Chill Bumps

 

When Writing Of The Legend

 

Coffee, Pasta, Water

 

Early Enough For An

 

Untraditional Breakfast

 

Classical Music, Poetry

 

Tortellini, Olives

 

Capers, Tomatoes

 

Tang Me Awake

 

Because Hell If I Can Sleep. Stop.

 

Say This. Larry

 

Munson – I LOVE YOU

 

Start. Game Day, 5:30 AM

 

And I’ve Been Up For An Hour

 

Perhaps A Shower

 

Then Black, Black, Black

 

As We Go For A Dozen

 

Back-To-Back

 

We Are Playing The

 

Most Storied Of All

 

Southern Football Programs

 

Tonight, First 10AM

 

Will Come – College Gameday

 

The Sun Also Rises

 

And Then Time With

 

My Loved Ones, My Sons

 

Then The Sun Sets

 

Ready. Set. Hut.

 

Take It From Here ACDC

 

Take It From Here, Larry

 

Because I’ll Always Hear You

 

I Channel You, Always, And

 

An Impression Of Munson

 

Is Pointless, Not Priceless

 

Larry’s Words Are Worth

 

And We Have A

 

Damn Fine School, Town

 

State, Coach

 

AD, Team

 

Alums, Fans – God

 

Bless Our Drunken

 

Fans. May They Hear

 

The Chapel Bell

 

A Ringin’ Tonight

 

May We Win This Fight

 

Win One For Larry!!!

 

 

 



Let’s Go Dawgs
September 27, 2008, 8:17 am
Filed under: ESPN, POWER FOOTBALL, UGA, athens, bama, poetry

WEARING BLACK (c) 2008 HV

 

I Awake On The Morn

 

Of A Big Game

 

Charged For Victory

 

Back In Black

 

Munson Retired

 

Gameday In The Classic City

 

Me, Here, Marietta

 

Blackout Bama

 

Now, I Have Blacked Out

 

At A Georgia-Bama Game

 

Before But I Don’t Recall – No Total Recall Of

 

Ever Wearing Black



Black is my heart
September 25, 2008, 12:20 pm
Filed under: UGA, athens, bama, taunts

Look here you Crimson-necked rolling turds

You have proven near nothing

And are about to get exposed

We own the SEC West and have won eleven games in a row

Clemson? They suck

Are you fucking kidding me!?!?

You? Have been .500 for almost forever

It does not matter that you have “great” fans

And once ruled the college football world

Those days have way passed you by

You are the third best team

In the second best division

Do the math

You are not even the best team in your crappy state

This time last year, you stupid inbred hick-bone rednecks

Had the nerve to suggest to me that you would blow us out

Did that happen?

Or did we crush your faces on the capstone

Bear Bryant was actually not a member of the Beatles

He was a cranky old cheat

And we are neat

You ain’t sheet – check my papers

Knowshon? You will…His vapors

I asked this of you last year

Are we really to believe you have improved so much?

Your record last year after a good start

Around .500…again

Our record in black jerseys, 2-0

We have played you 5 times with both teams ranked

Our record in those games, 5-0

Trend says, we win our fourth straight against you has beens

Always bet on black



Larry Munson invented FanJournalism
September 22, 2008, 7:39 pm
Filed under: family, media

GET THE PICTURE

I just went through a chair

There’s gonna be some property destroyed tonight

Sugar is fallin’ from the sky

Herschel is running over people

We just stepped on their face with a hobnail boot and broke their nose

We just crushed their face

Lindsay Scott…Lindsay Scott

In the corner…Touchdown!!!

It hit him on the hands, it hit him on the numbers, it hit him on the jersey…and he dropped it

With those big ol’ thighs

Run Lindsay

My God, a freshman

Would you look at the stupid clock

Ol’ Lady Luck

Loran, whattya got?

Run Lindsay… Run

From left to right across your radio dial

Dawgs are in red helmets and red tops with those silver britches

Watch that quarterback

We had to hit him

Hunker down one more time, you guys

Touchdown, Touchdown, My God a Touchdown

THANK YOU FOR 42 YEARS OF EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM AT UGA



RICHT ANNOUNCES BLACKOUT
September 22, 2008, 11:47 am
Filed under: UGA, athens, bama, richt

UGA FANS AND TEAM WILL BE WEARING ALL BLACK FOR THE NIGHT GAME IN ATHENS THIS SATURDAY AGAINST THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE. OUR RECORD IN BLACK JERSEYS IS 2-0. I ANTICIPATE THE BEST HOME CROWD OF THE SEASON FOR THIS TOP TEN BATTLE.



Tide Preview
September 21, 2008, 2:55 pm
Filed under: UGA, athens, bama

            10 KEYS TO ROLLING THE TIDE:

 

  1. MINIMIZE PENALTIES – We came into the Arizona State game averaging ten penalties a game. Corrections not made: We had twelve in the desert and the Devil did not make us do it and it was not the refs fault. Mental errors cost teams championships. I can accept a penalty or three for rough play, but this looks like an Achilles heel.
  2. AVOID TURNOVERS – We have been putting the ball on the rug and picking it back up or falling on it. Luck will run out if we keep fumbling, and the key to a close game – of which we have had just one this season – is generally turnover margin. Stafford has thrown zero interceptions this year, which is, you know, pretty darn good for four complete games.
  3. FEED THE BEAST – Thirty touches a game for Moreno. Not 20 or 25…30.
  4. FEED THE FREAK – AJ Green is an athlete with the kind freakish skills that can win games.
  5. AVOID THE MONSTER – Some say their man in the middle weighs a full 400 pounds. Keep him off our talent because he is (always) hungry.
  6. COVER KICKS BETTER – We have been abysmal at this, and Javier Arenas is probably the most dangerous returner in the nation.
  7. PRESSURE JOHN PARKER WILSON – He has played well and needs some big ugly junkyard Dawg heat up in his pretty boy three name having mug.
  8. HELP ASHER WITH JULIO – Julio is another AJ Green, and Asher is giving up a half foot to him. This may be a tough matchup for him, unless R. Jones can roll over and knock Julio into another dimension.
  9. CONTAIN THEIR BACKS – Bama always runs the ball well, and we must protect this house.
  10. PLAY WELL LATE – We have played well early, but not very often and definitely not late. We need to be able to sustain drives in the fourth quarter for the victory because this may come down to a kick.


over at half-time
September 21, 2008, 3:11 am
Filed under: UGA, bama, travel

The desert is cool at night. The Sun Devils were stunned by the passion of our loyal fanbase and the far superior talent at Georgia. The setting was scenic and it was good TV…for a half. And good football…by us. Knowshon? Now they do. Two touchdowns for the man who should never have been redshirted regardless of whom we had on campus with eligibility. His freshman year he was probably the best player on the team; we lost four games that year including to Vandy and Kentucky. Hate to be critical after we just completed a one-third perfect season on the heels of a half perfect season, but that is just plain bad coaching. Knowshon does not really know defeat. How many has he lost a starter – NONE. He now has nine touchdowns in four games, with two more tonight. But undeniably the story of the game was this: true freshman AJ Green had one hundred and fifty yards receiving in the first half: He is point-blank our go to guy in the air from here on out. We have won eleven straight games.

Read my comments from after breaking down the Carolina film if you have any silly doubts as to whether I know this better than anyone you have ever met or seen on tv. I AM THE DAWGNOSTICATOR.

Bring it on, TIDE. We are going for four wins in a row against you.