Big Hairy Blawg

To the LAMECOCKS:

Columbia rocks

Almost, almost, almost

You boast

Cock-a-doodle-BOO

Near ’bout always beat you

You crow every year early

Until you get served see

Watch out for us Chickens

We may be a darkhorse in the East

My brain, it sickens

More like the least

Vandy more dandy two years in a row

Sliding, shifting, touchdown and you KNOW

The only thing tougher than your D in that game

Was our D, you are lame

Same ol’ same, same ol’ game

I’d kick Spurrier in the balls

But have a great fall, y’all

You’re 0-2 in the SEC East

We are the Beast

Won 10 straight games

Now what’s my name?

HanDAWG – the greatest football poet of all-time

And USC and Carolina don’t even rhyme

Lame Rebuttal: 16-12