Big Hairy Blawg

Look here you Crimson-necked rolling turds

You have proven near nothing

And are about to get exposed

We own the SEC West and have won eleven games in a row

Clemson? They suck

Are you fucking kidding me!?!?

You? Have been .500 for almost forever

It does not matter that you have “great” fans

And once ruled the college football world

Those days have way passed you by

You are the third best team

In the second best division

Do the math

You are not even the best team in your crappy state

This time last year, you stupid inbred hick-bone rednecks

Had the nerve to suggest to me that you would blow us out

Did that happen?

Or did we crush your faces on the capstone

Bear Bryant was actually not a member of the Beatles

He was a cranky old cheat

And we are neat

You ain’t sheet – check my papers

Knowshon? You will…His vapors

I asked this of you last year

Are we really to believe you have improved so much?

Your record last year after a good start

Around .500…again

Our record in black jerseys, 2-0

We have played you 5 times with both teams ranked

Our record in those games, 5-0

Trend says, we win our fourth straight against you has beens

Always bet on black