Monthly Archives: October 2008
Saturday Was The Day, Baby
I Was In The A We Put Our Money Where My Mouth Was We Whipped LSU They Were At Home And They Were Good We Were Better We Scored Fifty-Two And This Is Reminding Us Of Last Year When We Started Exploding On Teams Scoring A Lot Winning Games Big Games Cocktail Party Is Next […]
In The Year Of The Gunslinger
Up On The Bayou We Played Up, As Steak On 790 The Zone Had Predicted We Would Nice Pick, Steaky Both Offenses Scored Thirty-Eight Points And The Difference Was Two Touchdown Returns On Interceptions By Gamble. The First Play From Scrimmage Saw Gamble To The House Late, Saw Gamble To The House Otherwise, We Got […]
Why LSUcks
Man, I’m tired. Sick and tired of all the yapping I’ve been hearing from out of that crappy bayou. And the Lord blew many of you to the A – my hometown, in GEORGIA. So I see and hear y’all all fall, and all summer at the pool it was uncool Bayou Bengal fool drool. You […]
Down on the Bayou
We Must Not Go Down On The Bayou We Have Won Five-Of-Seven Against The Tigers The Last Two Times We Lined Up We Blew Them Out Those Games Were Played In The State of GEORGIA The Last Time We Played In Baton Rouge We Lost A Close Game A Low-Scoring SEC Hitfest Went Their Way […]
Classic City Homecoming
It was Saturday, in Athens, and that meant football to me. I had a walk around town and campus and only a couple of adult beverages before heading to my seats. I just don’t party like I once did. Big up to Jonathon for the laughs. My pretty date and I sat in section 103 […]
Falling Down
Found a muse…Lost her…Dating again. Last year we were struggling against Vandy again. It was the type of afternoon that has given them the notion that they could eventually have a season like the half-season they have had so far this year. We were being outplayed in Nashville and they were going for back-to-back wins […]
Not This Time
NOT THIS TIME: We “Colt McCoyed” that previously BIG orange ass this time around and took back all of the momentum that we had let slip in the series. KILLER INSTINCT is the only thing that we have been missing in this program, and we could have folded our tents when it was 31-0 […]
Growing Pains (football lit)
I wrote this after the UT game last year; UGA was completely blown out at Neyland Stadium. Growing Pains Through the woodshed comes a pained voice. UT is straight up woodshed-ing us, our Dawgs, and the voice is mine. “Good block, 72,” I say to the television. I could be eating chili and […]
Vol Week
Luster lost? We are not number one and are looking up at the Vandy Commodores in the SEC East as we near the mid-point of the season. UT has no offense this time around, or at least, not much of one outside of a few good backs and a solid O-line. They have historically circled […]
Big Hairy Blawg 